Mummies of Guanajuato

At times in my life my mind goes wandering off on its own, seeking out things that are best left unthought. Then I remember to stop thinking those things and I reel that sucker back in. Here’s a thought I sometimes have, that might be best left alone: if we dug up the bodies in a graveyard, what would they look like? Eeewww, should we just forget about that and move on? Well, right now is your chance to close the page and walk away, because we’re going to talk about it.

You’re still here?

OK, your choice…

The city of Guanajuato is built atop a honeycomb of mines, where the indigenous people laboriously harvested precious metals for their rulers and the rulers of Spain. It is a beautiful city, with plentiful walking spaces since the roads and parking lots are mostly underground in the old mines.

Guanajuato, looking down from a ridge
Guanajuato, looking down from a ridge
Universidad de Guanajuato
Universidad de Guanajuato

Historically the bodies of the dead were interred in above-ground crypts, 7 layers high. The interments were not permanent, as such: the relatives of the dead were supposed to keep paying on the use of the space, kind of like apartments for your elders. If you didn’t keep paying then your elders got evicted, and if they were really unlucky, they wound up standing upended in a showcase, mouth gaping in a silent scream. This is what you are going to see if you go there, to the Museum of the Mummies of Guanajuato.

The land in this area is quite arid, so some of the human remains have dessicated, not rotted. The internal organs have been removed and/or are not visible, but the skin, hair (combed and braided), teeth, fingernails, and most of the clothing is still there on display. I’ve been told that the mummies used to be in open air displays, but some visitors collected “souvenirs” and as a consequence all of the mummies have now been encased in glass display cases.

This disinterment is not an ancient practice, not nearly as ancient as you would hope. Some of these folks died in the early 1900s, meaning that their great-grandchildren may still be able to stop on by and say hello. But let’s not meet these recently-dead first. As we entered the museum we were first introduced to some older characters, and foreigners to boot; does this soften the blow a bit?

The first fellow is a medical doctor from France, who was disinterred in the 1850s. The display informs us that, regretfully, he left no heirs in the area to pay for his ongoing burial. He was a sharp-dressed man with a nice beard, but well, now he’s on display.

Dr. Remigio Leroy, what's left of his earthly remains
Dr. Remigio Leroy, what’s left of his earthly remains

The second person we see is a female who appears to be of Chinese descent. This is the only burial with its coffin intact, according to the information on display.

Based on her features, she is presumed to have been Chinese
Based on her features, she is presumed to have been Chinese

After that we see more bodies, a lot more, over 100. My stomach was churning as I contemplated their lives,their families, their demises and unfortunate resting places. And I contemplated mortality, and how I am using this one precious life. Because after all, whether we end up on display or elsewhere, every body is going for the long dirt nap.

Lovingly dressed for burial
Lovingly dressed for burial

A recent burial and unburial
A recent burial and unburial
Ana Maria, buried from 1903 to 1909
Ana Maria, buried from 1903 to 1909

This fellow is purported to have been stabbed to death, and there is a visible hole.

stabbed to death
stabbed to death

I’ve decided to leave out some of the more disturbing mummies, those whose deaths were clearly too gruesome or too soon. Why should I draw the line there, when I’ve already crossed some boundaries? I do think there is a line somewhere, and this is where I choose to place it.

There is a lot of misinformation about the mummies, including some of what you’ll find on Wikipedia. For example, they might state that all of these people were buried in 1833, but the displays contradict this. If you’re looking to learn more, the most factual site I’ve found is located at txstate.edu.

(Please note, I paid the museum’s extra fee to take photos, and did not use flash photography.)

Can we do that in Mexican now?

(a story of how you do a birthday party, in 3 cultures and multiple generations.)

This is Chava. Happy birthday Chava! We introduced him to you in our prior blog on Couchsurfing, the organization we both belong to. His sister spilled the beans on the fact that this is his nickname.

Happy birthday, Salvador!
Happy birthday, Salvador!

Urbandictionary.com definition: “Chava is the born-nickname given to people in Mexico whose real name is Salvador. This nickname was set on stone when you were named Salvador.”

From my prior conversations with friends here in Mexico I hear that there is a widespread fascination with slang words that begin with CH. For example, a person who was born in Mexico City is a Chilango. (Just yesterday I saw a street argument between car drivers, where one called the other a Chilango. Back home we have our own terms, for Chicagoans; but I digress.) There are books devoted to this; for example check out El Chingonario on Facebook.

After we met him he invited us to his birthday party. It was hosted and cooked for by (our new friend) Loretta from Florida, who moved to Juriquilla in July. Here is Loretta preparing the awesome barbeque:

Loretta at work
Loretta at work

Juriquilla was a small exclusive suburb north of Queretaro, centered around a gorgeous lake. Over the last few years it has morphed into a larger subdivision, with rolling hills studded with gated communities, all of which are painted white. There is a stark contrast between life in Juriquilla and life in downtown Q. In Juriquilla your home is new, your streets are new, you are snugly enfolded inside of a gated town. You have a car, and you drive to the stores. It feels very much like life in the States. In downtown Q, you may choose not to have a car; if so you walk a lot (5 miles a day, for us.) Your home is old, centuries old, and there is always something that needs a bit of fixing. You buy your things from small bodegas and/or from the ancient mercado/market. (Occasionally you run to Costco, where you will see your friends from Juriquilla. Most of us love Costco.) You can fall sideways into a cheap “comida corrida” (food on the run) restaurant, and spend $3.50 for a complete meal. But you run the constant risk of twisting an ankle on the cobblestone streets and sidewalks, and there is always the doggie doo-doo to watch out for. Moving between Juriquilla and downtown is like moving between countries, there is a big difference.

Salvador’s family and friends were there when we arrived, and they greeted us warmly. After drinks and conversation the food was ready and so were we. The spread of meats and salads was fantastic, and we all chatted away merrily.

dinner

At Chava’s party we sang Happy Birthday 4 different ways. First, there was the traditional USA way. Next, we sang the old traditional Mexican version, Cumpleaños Feliz.

After that we sang Las Mañanitas, a beautiful song that played on the radio station 90.9 FM every morning at 7 AM as my coworker Monica and I rolled into the workplace here in Q. Here are the translated words from Wikipedia:

This is the morning song that King David used to sing.
Today being the day of your saint, we sing it to you.

Wake up my dearest, wake up, see now that the day has dawned
the sparrows are singing, the moon has finally set.

How lovely is this morning, when I come to greet you
we all come with joy and pleasure to congratulate you.

The very day you were born all the flowers first bloomed
and in the baptismal font all the nightingales sang.

The dawn has come my darling, and the sunlight is here for us.
Rise up and shine with the morning and you’ll see that here’s the dawn.

Then we did the African-American version. Who knew? Not me. Check it out, move up to the 1:32 mark for a snippet:

After that we relocated the furniture out to the walls and started line dancing. First, party dances led by our African American friends: Cupid Shuffle, Electric Slide, etc. Then, Matt and I taught 2 line dances from our dance group: Uptown Funk, and Shut Up & Dance. Last, our Mexican friends broke out a line dance that was so energetic I had to stop to catch my breath. What an awesome exchange that was!

Line dancing the night away
Line dancing the night away

When the karaoke started I was tempted to join in, but it was time to call in an Uber driver and make our way back downtown. How very fortunate we are to find such warm, loving people who have opened their homes and hearts for us!

New friends. Thanks for the memories!
New friends. Thanks for the memories!

Breakfast fit for a Marquis

We got up late and decided to hit the streets for a non-standard breakfast. After weeks of fruit we were looking for something HOT, something eggy, something slightly… sinful. We found it at Casa de la Marquesa, a historic building originally built for the mistress of the marquès in the 1700s. It is now a luxury hotel, but not too pricey at $140 per night, cheaper via some online sites.

Casa de la Marquesa
Casa de la Marquesa

This is the experience you would be seeking in historic Spain, and you would pay dearly for it. But in Queretaro, this is accessible and oh so good.

the story of the Marquesa
the story of the Marquesa
the Marquesa's dining room
the Marquesa’s dining room

Everything is handmade, right down to the colors on the wall, which appear to be painted or stained; no wallpaper here.

Note the intricate stonework from the 1700s
Note the intricate stonework from the 1700s
Stonework inside the dining room
Stonework inside the dining room
Matt soaking up the ambience
Matt soaking up the ambience
St. Michael weighs souls and fights demons, while we enjoy breakfast
St. Michael weighs souls and fights demons, while we enjoy breakfast

My breakfast was a different and tasty take on Eggs Benedict. There are no English muffins, instead a piece of toast is the base, with crust removed. Smoked salmon is nestled under eggs, tangy sauce, and parmesan cheese. A bit of vegetables provide color and crunch.

Eggs Benedict
Eggs Benedict

Total cost in this historic hotel for 2 breakfasts, 2 coffees, and tip: $19.33 US. If or when we make it back to Europe I don’t know how I will stop comparing the prices there vs. the incredible deals we get here.

On the way out we noted some intricate woodwork and brass. Delights for the eyes, everywhere.

Not your average mud room storage
Not your average mud room storage
Brass details on the door
Brass details on the door

A change of climate: up to the mountains

My friend and former coworker Rafael has returned from his visit to arctic-cold Wisconsin, and he and his wife San invited us for a road trip to the Sierra Gorda mountains. Our destination: El Chuveje Waterfalls, and the picturesque mountain town of Pinal de Amoles.

I told a friend about the upcoming trip and she was a bit worried for me; it’s a 3-hour drive on twisty switchback roads, very narrow and very fast, and even the strongest of stomachs sometimes gets twitchy. So starts the internal conversation: I have a cast-iron stomach (no I don’t); I’ve never had car sickness before (yeah, but what about boat sickness? Right?); I’ll be fine (but what if I puke? How embarrassing!) and so on.  Uggh, please be quiet Brain.

The Virgin Mother of the Sierra Gorda
The Virgin Mother of the Sierra Gorda

The drive was punctuated by speed-demon motorcyclists roaring past us in packs, some wearing Go-Pro cameras mounted on their helmets. As they negotiated hairpin turns with no idea what/who was on the other side, I envisioned the Go-Pro recording a LONG unplanned descent to the bottom of the mountain.

While you climb the mountains the climate changes, sometimes with sharp demarcation lines: from scrub and cactus trees, to saguaro cactus, to barrel cactus, and suddenly, to deciduous trees and pine trees. Temperatures went from the 70s F back down to the 60s, and then at the very top, spiking to about 85 degrees, just as we began our foot ascent.

At El Chuveje we parked, paid our 30 pesos each ($1.60), and walked in about a mile. Flowing, standing, plentiful water is rare in these parts, and the pools and gurgling brooks were a feast for the eyes.

El Chuveje waterfalls
El Chuveje waterfalls
Matt and Deb by the lower pools
Matt and Deb by the lower pools
Flowering trees
Flowering trees
Flowers on the forest floor
Flowers on the forest floor

The small pools and cascades were pleasures enough, so I was unprepared when we reached the “actual” waterfall.

El Chuveje, the main waterfall
El Chuveje, the main waterfall
San and Rafael at El Chuveje
San and Rafael at El Chuveje
El Chuveje
El Chuveje

On our way back we stopped in Pinal de Amoles , a town of 1,600 residents located at 7,600 feet (2,320 meters) above sea level. This former mining town is now thinly supported on a small amount of local commerce and monies sent back home from overseas. It was a holiday weekend, so the locals had a music stage going, with a lively band of 4 musicians playing their hearts out. The young male guitarist whose voice has not yet changed was especially enthusiastic.

The central church was open to visitors as well.

Sunday in front of San José Church, Pinal de Amoles, built in 1770
Sunday in front of San José Church, Pinal de Amoles, built in 1770
San José Church
San José Church, stained glass in late afternoon
San José Church, stained glass in late afternoon

When I visit these small towns I find myself imagining life here. As a teenager I desperately wanted to get away from Cudahy, my “small town” 0f 20,000, which bordered on the big city of Milwaukee. How do the local teens feel? Do you stay here, where everyone knows your name, you are a part of a close-knit community, and all your ancestors are buried in the churchyard? Or do you strike out for new lands, where you are excited but perhaps overwhelmed by all the vast options open to you?

Pinal de Amoles
Pinal de Amoles

As the day lengthened into late afternoon we continued the hairpin turn descent back to Queretaro. Just like when I was a child, the rocking of the car lulled me into a nice nap. Later we stopped at a pretty historic restaurant to cap off the evening. Thank you to Rafael and San for taking us on this journey!